Allister Dean
“I need someone who works out more and is older than me.” I’m 10 years older than him but he didn’t know that.” —EDUARD C.
“I’m sorry, but when I asked
you out, I didn’t think you’d say yes.”
—Andrew K.
“I can’t see you anymore because you didn’t want to hookup on the 1st date.”
—Aaron C.
“My skin was gross.”
—Josh M.
“I can’t make it tonight, I forgot it’s my night to smoke weed with a friend.”
—ADAM S.
“Don’t have an interest in you romantically—but, am sexually attracted to you.”
—Donovan A.
“I don’t date men, I only have sex with them.”—After 3 months of dating.
—Shaun L.
“I decided I’m gonna stay with my boyfriend.” I did not know he’d been with someone prior to the date.
—Kevin K.
“NOT INTO FEMS!” —LEVI Y.
“I don’t like your eyebrows”
—Joshua S.
“I know we’ve been together for a year and a half, but because of all the time we’ve been hanging out with “Tom” lately, I’ve developed feelings for him and I want to try dating him.”
—Jermey S.
