“I need someone who works out more and is older than me.” I’m 10 years older than him but he didn’t know that.” —EDUARD C.
“I’m sorry, but when I asked
you out, I didn’t think you’d say yes.”
“I can’t see you anymore because you didn’t want to hookup on the 1st date.”
“My skin was gross.”
“I can’t make it tonight, I forgot it’s my night to smoke weed with a friend.”
“Don’t have an interest in you romantically—but, am sexually attracted to you.”
“I don’t date men, I only have sex with them.”—After 3 months of dating.
“I decided I’m gonna stay with my boyfriend.” I did not know he’d been with someone prior to the date.
“NOT INTO FEMS!” —LEVI Y.
“I don’t like your eyebrows”
“I know we’ve been together for a year and a half, but because of all the time we’ve been hanging out with “Tom” lately, I’ve developed feelings for him and I want to try dating him.”