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Confessions

THE WORST EXCUSES GIVEN AFTER FIRST DATES!

 “I need someone who works out more and is older than me.” I’m 10 years older than him but he didn’t know that.” —EDUARD C.

“I’m sorry, but when I asked
you out, I didn’t think you’d say yes.”
—Andrew K.

“I can’t see you anymore because you didn’t want to hookup on the 1st date.”
—Aaron C.

“My skin was gross.”
—Josh M.

“I can’t make it tonight, I forgot it’s my night to smoke weed with a friend.”
—ADAM S.

“Don’t have an interest in you romantically—but, am sexually attracted to you.”
—Donovan A.

“I don’t date men, I only have sex with them.”—After 3 months of dating.
—Shaun L.

“I decided I’m gonna stay with my boyfriend.” I did not know he’d been with someone prior to the date.
—Kevin K.

“NOT INTO FEMS!” —LEVI Y.

“I don’t like your eyebrows”
—Joshua S.

“I know we’ve been together for a year and a half, but because of all the time we’ve been hanging out with “Tom” lately, I’ve developed feelings for him and I want to try dating him.”
—Jermey S.

“We were both from TN, so we both had accents… but his excuse was that he didn’t like mine”
—Dylan A.

“My sister has been crushing on you for years and I just can’t do this to her.”
—Jene R.

Written by Allister Dean

Allister grew up on a steady diet consisting of Sex and the City, Devil Wears Prada, Jen Lancaster, & Queer as Folk. He has dated, hooked up, and screwed up enough to provide insight on your love and lust dilemmas.

Allister Dean is the author of Deliciously Wicked and Brutally Bitter

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